Wednesday, January 6, 2010

1: Welcome to a Fresh, New, Exciting World of Wonder! Kind of.

It's a New Year, and we at Annoying Deadbeat Townie Enterprises, LTD--your one-stop shopping outpost for all things inert, irritating, and unemployed/unemployable--are super-jazzed about our upcoming projects!


Our CEO and founder works night and day to bring the restless and disgruntled to you with no added or hidden fees, and this official launch from the '00's to the teens should prove exciting and profitable for us all!


If, of course, that was our mission. Thankfully, it is not.
We have, in truth, no mission. We'll report back on where this leads. We're looking forward to some profoundly unremarkable developments.


Happy 2010!

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